My first non-Eve post; I couldn’t help myself from giggling uncontrollably. Maybe it’s because I used to live in Wisconsin.

Man found in WI basement covered in

BBQ sauce

APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) – A couple in Wisconsin telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

“He told the officers that it was urban camouflage,” said the homeowner.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds. The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder. He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.